Meet The Great
Robed One
Wolfy!
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Ferret Oracle
:: A strange mist arises.  You strain to see an image of a woman clad in robes.  As she gets closer, you hear a strange, rythmic squeak as her foot steps get nearer and nearer.  There before you stands a petite flower of a women in midnight blue and red robing.  Tiny, beautiful creatures appear all about her in great worship.  You see now what made the squeaking noises... she pulls a little, red radio flyer wagon.  She moves to speak... the ferrets begin to dook and dance with excitement... ::
"Greetings and salutations, ferret puppets!  I the great robed one have appeared to bring you wonderous, ferrety things.  In my wagon are gifts and secrets and all that is ferrety.  I conceal magnificent things in my robe."
:: With one swift move she brings out peculiar thing... it looks like....  a hairball ::
"Be gone yon ferret nazi's!  I say treat each other kindly as ferrets would.  Do not judge or criticize.  Let others be just as unique and individual in their ways just as the ferrets live.  Be gone all thy spirits that hinder us from coming together as lovers of the ferret.  Be gone I say!"
:: She shakes the hair ball ever so vigorously in the air, spinning in circles wildy, clearing the air ::
"My work is done.  I must go now and rest puppets.  I bid you good tidings and farewell"
:: She pulls her hood back over her long black locks, takes her wagon, and begins her trek into the mist.  Ferret happily follow her dooking and dancing all the while.  She leaves as mysteriously as she came. ::
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Many, many thanks to Bob A. who "saw" the picture I was painting with words and put it into something tangible.  What a wonderful surprise this email was that I found in my box one day, and what a wonderful compliment to me that he created the above graphic of the Ferret Oracle.
Hi Wolfy,
     I have been sitting at the computer, all afternoon, catching up on email.  Well, I happened to doze off a while ago (its becomming more frequent as I become older) and I had a rather strange dream.  I'm sure you've had the experience, when you awaken you can't quite grasp the details of your dream, but you know it was pleasing.  All I can remember is a misty wooded setting, involving a strange female figure, and several happy ferrets dancing merrily about.  I feel that the figure was about to reveal something of  importance to me, when I was awakened by Babe, scratching my leg. You know what?  After I gave the ferrets a treat, I rebooted the puter, and found this picture staring back at me.  I really don't know what to make of it all ...
Anyway that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Best wishes,
Bob Adkins
Happy Easter, by Gail Elsey
(sung to the tune of "Little Bunny Foo-Foo")

Little Ferret Bon-Bon hopping through the house
Scooping up the car keys, and hiding them under the couch.
Down came the good Oracle, and she said,
"little Ferret Bon-Bon, I don't want to see you,
Scooping up the car keys, and hiding them under the couch.
I'll give you three chances, and if you don't behave,
I'll turn you into a cat!"

But the very next minute...

Little Ferret Bon-Bon war dancing through the house
Stealing the credit cards, and using them on Ebay.
Down came the good Oracle and she said,
"Little Ferret Bon-Bon, I don't want to see you,
Stealing the credit cards, and using them on Ebay.
I'll give you two more chances, and if  you don't behave,
I'll turn you into a cat!"

But the very next minute...

Little Ferret Bon-Bon climbing over the walls,
Grabbing all the Easter-eggs and stashing them in the hidey-hole.
Down came the good Oracle, and she said,
"Little Ferret Bon-Bon, I don't want to see you,
Grabbing all the Easter-eggs and stashing them in the hidey-hole.
I'll give you once more chance, and if you don't behave,
I'll turn you into a cat!"

But the very next minute...

Little Ferret Bon-Bon prancing on the table
Knocking over the Ferratone and licking up the good stuff.
Down came the good Oracle, and she said,
"little Ferret Bon-Bon, I don't want to see you,
Knocking over the Ferretone and licking up the good stuff
I gave you three chances, and you blew it!
So now I'm going to turn you into a cat"

And Poof-Whoosh-Snort-Giggle!
Little Ferret Bon-Bon sauntered off in the distance,
She was still a ferret.

Because the ticklish Oracle forgot her depends!
And the moral of this story?
If you are cute as a button, you can get away with anything.