|1.||Remove film from box and load camera|| 2. ||Retrieve film box from behind the couch and throw in trash|| 3. ||Remove ferret from trash and brush coffee grounds from its nose|| 4. ||Choose a suitable background for photo|| 5. ||Mount camera on tripod and focus|| 6. ||Find ferret in hamper and take dirty sock from its mouth|| 7. ||Place ferret in pre-focused spot and return to camera|| 8. ||Forget about spot and crawl after ferret on knees|| 9. ||Focus with one hand and fend off ferret with other hand|| 10. ||Bribe ferret with raisin and ferretone.|| 11. ||Get tissue and clean ferretone nose print from lens|| 12. ||Take flash cube from ferret's mouth and throw in trash|| 13. ||Remove ferret from trash and and take away candy wrapper|| 14. ||Put magazines back on coffee table|| 15. ||Try to get ferret's attention by squeaking toy over your head|| 16. ||Replace your glasses find ferret dragging camera under couch|| 17. ||Jump up in time to grab ferret by scruff of neck and say, "No, soda! My soda!"|| 18. ||Call someone to help clean up mess|| 19. ||Fix a drink|| 20. ||Sit back in your futon with large, strong drink
and resolve to teach the ferret "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning...